Today is Lost Sock Memorial Day, a day when we mourn the loss of that one sock you cannot find for love nor money despite turning the house upside down looking for it.

Yes, if you have ever lost a single sock (and let’s face it, we all have), now’s the time to say a silent “Where the f*** is it?”, dig out its twin and find a new use for that one sock. Or throw it out. Whatever is easier.